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Eva and Ryan sitting in a tree… Ryan goes and gets on one knee!

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So… The world’s most beautiful woman and the world’s most over-rated man (it’s just my opinion, none of you have to agree) are to get engaged!

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the couple at Land of the Pines Premier

According to Star magazine, Eva hinted at Ryan that she wanted to be married before she’s 40 but GET THIS… Eva Mendes doesn’t need to drop hints, she’s a RIDE and Ryan was planning on asking for her hand in marriage anyways! Yayyyyyy!

According to Star mag, Gosling has even been helping ring designer Neil Lane design a Lil sumthin’, sumthin’ for the lady herself!

Gosling is filming his directorial debut, which Eva is also starring in at the moment, but he reportedly has something special planned for Eva soon!

The alleged insider told Star mag: “He’s planning a romantic getaway once their movie How To Catch A Monster wraps.

“He tricked her into believing the trip is to celebrate the movie. Eva is completely clueless.”

Well she’s not now! Sorry Eva!

There are also reports that as professional as Gosling is at his job, all Eva has to do is throw a lil sneaky dirty look his way and they’re all over each other! Good woman Eva!

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Ah they look well together in fairness

I may disagree with the female population of the world on how attractive the bold Gosling is, but all the same I just LOVE a good celeb couple and would I love to see them last! AND obviously I can’t WAIT to see Eva’s dress! What do you guys think!? Heartbroken or anyone agree with me that he’s over rated in the looks department!? Look at the face ladies, not the body!!!

Jazz x

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We’ve got the inside scoop on the most popular 1D member right here!

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I’ll let you think about it for a second… Reeeeealllllly think about it! Who is your favourite member of One Direction?

I’ve always had a clear favourite, but then I am biased because I’m Irish… Ange is even more biased, because not only is she Irish but she’s from Mullingar…

The most popular One Direction member is OFFICIALLY……….

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Niall Horan, of course!

So we were right all along, the cheeky chap from Mullingar is indeed the most popular member of the most popular band in the world… So does that make him the most popular person in the world right now?! Probably!

How do I figure Niall is the most popular member of the band, I’m sure you are wondering! Well, it’s all about the sales of their dolls! Amazon have released official sales figures for 2012 and Niall Horan’s dolls make up 25.2% of the sales! He’s seen an increase of 7% since last year, whereas Harry Style’s dolls sales have decreased by 15% Personally, it’s no wonder because Harry’s doll creeps the bejeesus outta me!

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Niall Horan doll

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Harry Styles doll

The Sun newspaper quoted Ulrike Wingenter-Davey, from Amazon, as saying: “It’s no longer the foppish curls of Harry but the Irish charm of Niall that seems to be a hit with One Direction fans.” Hurrahhhhh!

Although I’m sure Harry Style’s isn’t exactly crying into the pillow in his million dollar mansion! In this month’s British Vogue, the band have a full spread in which they look very mature and sophisticated. Harry is clearly Vogue’s favourite member as his head-shot gets a whole page to himself while the other boys head-shots share a page! It’s a travesty! Check out their group pic here!

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Photograph by Patrick Demarchelier for British Vogue

For those of you interested in the sales figures for the One Direction dolls last year and this year, here they are:

One Direction dolls in order of popularity:

2012:

1. Niall Horan 25.2 per cent

2. Louis Tomlinson 21.3 per cent

3. Harry Styles 20.4 per cent

4. Zayn Malik 19.3 per cent

5. Liam Payne 13.7 per cent

2011:

1. Harry Styles 35.5 per cent

2. Niall Horan 17.9 per cent

3. Zayn Malik 16.2 per cent

4. Louis Tomlinson 15.7 per cent

5. Liam Payne 14.7 per cent

Oh, poor Liam! Please comment underneath with your favourite member of One Direction and let the public really speak! Of course, if it is your choice to comment and give out to me for posting about One Direction, also please do so! 😛 However, be aware that I am 100% unashamed in my love for One Direction!

Jazz.

Matt Bomer > Channing Tatum… Not according to People Magazine!

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So People Magazine have issued their Sexiest Men Alive… 2012 list and it was not without a few surprises! As you may or may not know they tend to name their Number 1 but then have a brief list of runners up! And this year the winner is…. (Of COURSE) The swoonsome Channing Tatum!

Since the lovely people AT People don’t number the men in order of preference I will take it upon myself to do so here, so read on if you want to see my picks of the bunch and those who didn’t make the cut who really should have!

1.Channing Tatum

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Personally I’m wondering why People Magazine took so long to crown him the Sexiest Man in the world, Ange and I used to hang half naked pictures of Channing in our kitchen when we first discovered him in “She’s the Man” allll the way back in 2005! Although we always were ahead of the trends! 😀

2. Matt Bomer

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Well, DUUUUUUHHH this is a no brainer. The man is a God. AND he’s the only gay on the list, the man is always breaking boundaries and looking unbelievable while doing so! We love you Matt!

3. Chris Hemsworth

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Again, I hate to brag but Chris Hemsworth has been a “Sexiest Man Alive” in my eyes since I first laid eyes on him in my FAVOURITE soap “Home and Away”, in which he played Kim. The ultimate softie / dreamboat in the Bay!

…I’ll stop with the obligatory topless pictures now… Maybe!

4. Bradley Cooper

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Ok, so I lied but how could I NOT put in a picture of Bradley topless. This picture says it all really. He’s a handsome man with an amazing body AND he knows how to enjoy life and is probably GREAT craic to hang around with… And I know you can’t see into his eyes in this picture, but don’t forget they are as blue as the water he is standing in…

5. Max Greenfield

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I am SO glad Max made it onto this list! Too often funny men are looked over in the sexy stakes, but personally I find funny men the sexiest! He even looks well in a fat suit! Check out this HILARIOUS video of him as a young Schmidt! He made this video himself in an out-take! Love him! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hddsKBHKqm8

6. Oscar Pistorius

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Oscar is not only sexy but he is one determined man! Both of his legs were amputated at the knee at the mere age of 11 months old but he has never let this hold him back in displaying his sporting prowess. He played every sport he could in school and is known as “The Fastest Man on no Legs” but in People Magazine, he is merely known as “sexy”. Hear, hear!

7. Paul Rudd

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This photo epitomises why I love Paul Rudd. He doesn’t take himself too seriously and I don’t think he realises how gorrrrgeous he is! I first fell in love with him in “Clueless”, I ached to see him and Phoebe make things work in “Friends” and I snorted Fanta out of my nose laughing at him in “Role Models”. He is talented across the board and never ages. Paul Rudd we salute you!

8. Richard Gere

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Obviously there are SO many things I could say about Richard Gere but I will choose just one.

“Pretty Woman”, nuff said! That and I HOPE my husband looks THIS GOOD at 63! Holy Mary!

9. Denzel Washington

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The man needs no introduction. He’s always on the list, he will always be handsome and he will always be the only “Denzel”.

10. Ben Affleck

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I’m sure there is something sexy about Ben Affleck… I just don’t see it… I can’t see it after the whole “Bennifer” thing… Or maybe I don’t want to see it!? Either way, he’s low in my countdown at number 10! Sorry Ben!

11. Blake Shelton

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Ok… Bear with me, I’m Irish and I have NO idea who this man is… But I can see that he is kinda / sorta sexy… He wouldn’t be in my top 12 EVER though!

12. Damien Lewis

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WHAT?! Like… Just… WHAT!? Crazy Americans.

OMISSIONS THAT UPSET ME

1. Jason Momoa

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This man needs to be more famous. He is absolutely the most handsome man in dreads I have ever laid eyes on!

2. Dan Ewing

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My dream man. Actually the most beautiful man in the world… If Chris Hemsworth can make it to Hollywood from Home and Away I am praying to GOD that Dan does too!

3. Liam Neeson

Funny, charming, amazingly talented, adoring to his late wife, Irish… Oh Liam, let us count the ways in which we love you!

OMISSIONS I WAS SURPRISED BY (BUT NOT PARTICULARLY UPSET BY)

1. Ryan Gosling

What can I say about Ryan!? I just don’t see it. Sorry ladies!

2. Robert Pattinson

While I wouldn’t mind if my boyfriend looked like R-Patz (And I definitely would never cheat on a boyfriend who looks THAT good) the mass appeal of Robert leads to a lack of appeal to me! I must just be fickle like that!

Hope you enjoyed this post! Were any of you surprised by any omissions to the list!? Let me know who YOU think is the sexiest man alive!

 

Jazz.

It’s as if “The Bachelor UK” never even happened! Made In Chelsea, Season 4

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SO Season 4 of Made in Chelsea started up again last night and it would appear it’s going to be much of the same from the Chelsea brigade in the new season, except without Caggie – who is notably absent from the opening credits – and Hugo is also missing (perhaps because he went on The Bachelor UK and was part of the episode where Spencer’s friends basically told all the girls that Spencer did it for money and was still with Louise) and they appear to be up a few new cast members in the form of a new tall blonde for Richard to annoy Cheska with and a new threat to Spencer’s relationship with Louise, in the form of the very dashing Andy – who owns a yacht, loike – wouldn’t you know!

IF you have never watched “Made in Chelsea” before now and you are worried you can’t watch the new season – fear not my friends who actually appear to have a life – the new season opens with a montage of ALL the most dramatic and exciting moments of last year which lasts a WHOLE ONE minute and THIRTY seconds, which in itself hints at how utterly compelling this shit is. There is also a voiceover from the unbelievably dull Rosie to tell you what the show is basically about:
“It’s cliquey and like… almost incestuous… But we all… Manage to hang out”, this said in the manner of a girl who has been given a script and had a gun held to her head to make her utter the words – and to be completely honest, there is nothing I would put past the MIC producers, however, I digress!

The show opens and there is some form of a car -which is probably more expensive than my house- speeding round a bend in some country which doesn’t remotely look like England, but the producers don’t give us time to put two and two together, we immediately learn in a subtitled form that it is being filmed in Saint Tropez. Obviously the cast are “Made in Chelsea” but the programme is “Made wherever the fuck we want”, cue obligatory shots of yachts, boats and the general “good life” as it were, and there is Jamie and Francis out ski-ing and declaring their undying love for each other, before getting cocktails on a fancy beach and perving on girls with the most unbelievable bodies I have ever seen – all in a days work, eh lads? Despite my giving out though, they are in fact my two favourite characters on the show. Jamie, the unlucky in love playboy and Francis, the unbelievably successful entrepreneur who is an absolute social retard. Unsurprisingly their first conversation is over Jamie’s recent drought with women and they plan to have a party on someones boat. Yayyyy!

Next up is Louise and Rosie (yawn) with a nice little product placement for Victoria and her “new swimwear collection” to open up the conversation and THEN we get our first glimpse of the Spencer and Louise situation.

Rosie “So when’s Spencer coming?”

Louise “Today… It’s been so long now, I haven’t seen him all Summer… I think we’ve both taken the meaning of ‘break’ quite differently, you know he’s kissed people and stuff, so… blah blah blah”

Yeah, no shit Louise, you haven’t seen him all Summer because he’s been looking for “love” on a National television programme. Presumably Rosie does in fact know that he’s kissed people, because it has been broadcast AND it appears that Miss Khloe-with a k-Evans, the eventual winner of “The Bachelor UK” was indeed duped in her quest for love and well deserved to post on twitter that it was all a sham. See story here:

https://angeallthatjazz.wordpress.com/2012/09/01/scandal-on-the-bachelor-uk-it-was-bound-to-happen/

Of course, I had a nosey and all three finalists from The Bachelor UK had something to say about the situation on twitter as it unfolded in front of them, Chloe Levitt-Collins was firmly in her “new best pals” corner!

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Whereas Khloe – with a K – or is it with a C?! MAKE YOUR MIND UP WOMAN! Well, Khloe did not appear to be bitter at all, at all, at all… Oh dear!

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Even Spencers MIC co-star Ollie Locke weighed in on things!

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And that is probably as much as is going to be said on the whole sordid situation! Not even Gavin Henson managed to balls the first series up this much!

So of course Rosie gets on her typical high horse and has a bit of advice for Louise “Yeah, you know you don’t want to seem… so available” so basically, don’t drop your knickers for him as soon as he gets here, cos we all know that’s what you’re good at! Louise insists “No, no, NO I am not putty in his hands. He can’t pick me up and drop me when he wants”. But it appears that he can, because despite a steely reception from Louise initially, Spencer takes her to a bedroom asks her to stay the night, tells her he loves her that charming bastard also appears to have convinced her that the only reason he was kissing other girls was because he missed kissing her, and of course Louise is under the covers before he’s finished his little speech and order is restored in the MIC world! Huzaaah!

The outsider clique of Ollie, Binky and Cheska are left behind (again) in Chelsea and there’s a whole lot of Ollie being lonely and Cheska and Binky supporting him and Richard trying to set him up – oh and he gets a haircut, nothing particularly interesting to see here folks, lets move along, back to Saint Tropez with us!

Rosie and Louise go for brunch, but while Rosie’s runs to the bar of course Louise can’t be left alone and Jamie’s friend Andy makes his move “Hi, you’re Louise, I’ve admired you from afar”, etc, etc. of course Louise is putty in any sleazy man’s hands and laps it up before telling him her life story and as he dashes off he shouts something about hoping Spencer dies – or perhaps something less dramatic, I have a tendency to make things up in my mind if I find the reality (or non-reality in this case) is dull!

The rest of the show is boring enough, so I’ll condense it into highlights and lowlights:

Highlights:

1. Spencer tears Andy away from a group of French birds in bikinis for a man-to-man. Here we see Spencer as the eternal protagonist and hear his first soliliquay of the series.

““Mate, if you want to crack on and go head to head on it, you’re going to fucking lose” before storming off in a fog, despite it being shot by a pool. Oh yeah folks, in case you’re wondering, the “it” in question here, is of course Louise!

2. Jamie comparing Spencer to a polar bear, Spencer recoils in horror at the comparison to which Jamie defends it “Polar bears are the most dangerous animal…” Spencer insists that hippos are more dangerous and the two argue over which is more dangerous for a lengthy minute of riveting television, before deciding that the matter at hand is in fact Jamie’s friend “cracking on to my (Spencer’s) bird”. Charmed, I’m sure!

3. When Jamie and Francis arrive home Proudlock unveils a painting for their apartment. It is a genius meche of the three boys faces and the funniest thing I’ve seen on MIC in a LONG time! The painting includes Proudlock’s cross earring, which I want to pull right out of his stupid looking ear… I suppose he couldn’t not get that in, could he! Here we learn there is to be a HOUSE PARTY!

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4.Andy arrives at Jamie’s party with ONE bottle of unlabelled rose wine – which compliments his rose pink shirt perfectly – his two friends arrive empty handed… SOMEBODY hold these party animals down… Christ!

5. Spencer’s soliliquay about how much he loves Louise and demanding Andy to “LEAVE THE FOCKING TERRACE BEFORE I GET ANGRY”… swoon! At this point, I start to wonder how Louise has kept her knickers on throughout this heated debate!

Lowlights :

1. Spencer pulling up in his ferrari, handing the valet boy his keys, ferrari logo side up

Valet boy “Under what name should I put the car?”

*moment of suspense*

Out he hops and utters THIS: “Matthews… Spencer Matthews”

OMG, I hope the makers of James Bond were watching this interaction, Spencer is a fucking shoe in for the next film – I think not.

2. Any scene with Cheska in it.

3. Ollie announcing he is now straight (again) and wants to cut TEN INCHES off his flowing mane.

4. The COMPLETE lack of Millie and her rude and sarcastic comments. BRING BACK MILLIE!

And as usual we are treated to a preview of what to expect next time on MIC! Here’s a quick round up:

Andy cracks on to Louise (again)

Jamie and his friend form a love triangle over a main female character in the show… (again)

Olly meets a pretty girl and proceeds to act like a thundering fucking eejit (again)

Round-up of common themes in MIC

Use of the word “wah” to give girls a compliment: 5

Use of the word “chicks” : 2

Use of the word “fock or focking” from Spencer having a knicker fit: 56

Amount of times we are reminded that the love triangle spat is taking place on a FOCKING TERRACE: 6 (I wish I was joking)

Amount of times Louise claimed she would play hard to get with Spencer this time: 1

Amount of times Louise played hard to get with Spencer: 0

And there you have it folks, Season Four of MIC looks set to be a good one! Please note, all opinions are my own (Jazz) and although I hate the show, I love it really and while I’m aware of my own contradiction I will not back down on it! Enjoy guys!

Jazz x

Bieber – to play Christian Grey…….

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Rumour has it that Bieber has been approached to play the lead role in the much anticipated ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ movie…. not so sure about you, but when I put the words sexy, dominant and masculine into google – Justin Bieber’s name just doesn’t pop up!!

Let’s hope this was just sick joke perpetrated by the ‘cute’ singer himself.  I know I would much prefer to see one of the below guys play the role of Dr. Christian Grey. Yum.

Andrea x

Jael Strauss – ANTM shocker!

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Today I learned some very sad news about one of my favourite ANTM contestants of all time! I remember Season 8 better than I remember even most of the more recent series’ and I had two favourites, Natasha (Nashasha as we used to call her) and Jael. Neither of the girls won but they stand out so well in my memory, Andrea and I used to watch it religiously with all our housemates, including one boy who secretly loves the show, despite protesting at the time!!

Here is a picture of the stunning, vibrant Jael on the show to spark your memory!

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However I digress, the news has broke of an upcoming episode of Dr. Phil in which Jael’s family confront her about her addiction to crystal meth. While the news is obviously shocking, it took a picture of Jael to really make me realise the damage drugs can do, Jael is completely unrecognisable as her 6 year addiction has apparently rotted her teeth and left her body covered in sores.

Here is the shocking picture of what she looks like on Dr. Phil, just 6 years after her stint on ANTM.

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Reports say that Jael’s mother, Debbie and brother, Brandon went to Jael’s hometown with Dr. Phil in tow – hoping to find Jael who is apparently living on the streets. She reluctantly agrees to go to LA for an intervention on the show and when she gets there she is apparently physically forced onstage, before running away and out into the Paramount parking lot. Dr. Phil follows her and does the usual condescending “I have never followed anyone out here, I really want to help you” speech and I guess you have to tune in to see if she goes along with it all. Let’s hope she does!

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It really is so shocking to see these photos when they are both put together, in only 6 years methamphetamine has completely riddled her body.

For those of you still struggling to put a face to the name (there has been 11 more series since) let me remind you of the episode where she annoyed the head off 50 cent so much that he pushed her into a swimming pool at a party and Natasha, being an absolute dote didn’t want to see her embarrassed and jumped in right after her. It’s also worth noting that despite making a bit of an eejit of herself, Jael won best photo that week. She really had so much potential.

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Really hoping Jael gets on the mend and soon, it’s unfortunate it had to be done in such a public manner but if it works, I don’t slam it.

Jazz

Scandal on The Bachelor UK? It was bound to happen!

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So last night The Bachelor UK came to an end and Khloe (with a K – despite the fact her original twitter name is Chloe with a C!!!) was crowned Spencer’s new GF! Right!???

Wrong!

I took to the twitter and while I didn’t think to take a snap of Khloe’s update before it ended up getting deleted, she put up two tweets where on one she claimed

All I’m saying is #spencerandlouise

And in another she claimed

I’m so relieved I can get on with my life. Been too long

Hmmmm interesting! Upon visiting her twitter today I see she has posted this

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Interesting stuff! What do you guys think happened? Do you think he never broke up with Louise at all? Would you let your boyfriend go on a show like that and kiss around 13 different girls? I sure as hell wouldn’t! Maybe it’s the Chelsea way!

Can’t wait to see the outcome of this one!

Jazz